Qiu / anecdotes of the professors

This article is purely entertainment, do not pigeon-holing .... (letters randomly selected ...)

No meaning to offend you teachers, in fact they are very wise, earnest, kind and extraordinary teacher.

1. A professor in a company outside consulting company BOSS so that he meeting of the two engineers with the charge of the project. A professor went to the conference room to stay less than 30 seconds out, then BOSS said: "I absolutely impossible at the same time get a Russian and an Indian ... "Later I learned that between the group of professor, they have the stubborn Russians and Indians quite prejudices ... that does not make sense with them ...
2. Professor Z has a lot of hobbies, one of which is playing a hot air balloon. Once a group of people chatting in the bar, we talked about Professor Z's hot air balloon up. Z professor immediately to the spirit, constantly introduce how fun hot air balloon multi-stimulation, a result, the other a professor on the proposal: the time of the next academic lectures, took the stage which the applause, then reward him take a hot air balloon of Professor Z, navigation Z professor whole operation. another very serious, said: looks like everyone game who speak the worst, because their lives bear ah ... Z professor speechless ...
3. Professor B taught at Oxford University, once undergraduates of NB-smelling after school to find him, said the lesson taught by Professor sucks B at the same time asked the Professor B how to get the post of Oxford University ... B, Professor calmly look at the the student, and then very egg said "Quite simply, because I lied on the application form ...
4. C professor really like to get his marriage joke. For example, he said, he never would dare his wife to divorce like: ... his most embarrassing in the wedding of the year because his wife is a teacher of the federal judge who , when the priest asked that question (say a bunch of words and then asked if he would be willing to marry his wife), that he should say "yes", but C professor said he was the brain within 20 seconds all of a sudden stunned, actually do not know the answer ... people attending the wedding can be there waiting ... C professor later wake up immediately, because his future wife coldness eyes stare out of the two words from his mouth : "!"
5. D Professor often on some undergraduate response was "speechless" ... example: D professor once gave a student's work and the usual classroom to participate in a very low score, because that students are basically no to class ... the students later carelessly went D Professor theory, we should question why D Professor to his point score. It was reported that Professor D to open the office door, the students see D professor after the first sentence is "What D, Professor? "....
6. Our computer vested in the Department of Mathematics Department of Mathematics undergraduate one-run magazine, frequently log above you, Professor of the Department of Mathematics, "classic" quotations, and some are ridiculous, some of them very funny. The source of those quotations class, the students write it down, and Contributors to the little magazines, such as non-white math teacher said, "these blackboard all really should have a grammar checker ..." The words of a teacher of computer on quotations : "Some people always say to the professor quotes on the cast, I do not know who, anyway, is your 120 the middle of a
7. Chat with the M professor on a particular day, talking about a death of a computer cattle, M professor said that the person is an alcoholic, I am a little surprised, asked that Daniel died of what a professor at the University, because I think that the professor generally enrich , are liking the work, how drunken that became an alcoholic ..? M professor to see my question, said: "You guessed it, he was a research institute ... However, the professor likely to become alcoholic, for example when you want to give the undergraduate class ... "I heard this, watching the aggrieved expression of M professor, almost laughing to get on the ground, because he most hated to the undergraduate class ... ha ha ha