Professors embarrassing / anecdote

This is purely entertainment, do not pigeon-holing ... (random letters ...)

Meaning no offense to you teachers, in fact they are very intelligent, serious, good and unusual teacher.

1. A professor at the outside a company to do consulting, the company responsible for BOSS so he told the meeting the project's two engineers. A professor at the meeting room spent less than 30 seconds out, then the BOSS said: "I absolutely can not simultaneously get a Russian and an Indian ... "Later I learned that among the group of professors, they are quite stubborn Russians and Indians with their stereotypes ... that does not make sense ...
2. Professor Z has a lot of hobbies, one of which is hot-air balloon to play there once a group of people chatting in a bar, everyone talked about Professor Z up a hot air balloon. Z professor immediately to the spirit, constantly introduce more fun hot air balloon more exciting, so, another professor on the proposal: the next academic speak, took the stage the applause of the people which has been the most, then reward him for his hot air balloon ride Professor Z, the whole operation from the Z professor navigation. Another very serious, said: It appears we are talking about the worst of the race who, as professor of life bear silent ... ah ... Z
3. Professor B taught at Oxford University, and once there is a NB-smelling undergraduates to find him after school, said Professor B's class to teach the very poor, while Professor B asked how to get a job at Oxford University professor calmly look ... B with the student, then it is determined that egg, "is very simple, because I lied on the application form" ...
4. C professor really like to get his marriage jokes, such as he said he never would dare his wife filed for divorce and the like requirements: because his wife is a teacher ... the federal judge who was his most embarrassing wedding in the year When the pastor asked that question (say a bunch of words and then asked him if he would be willing to marry his wife), that he should say "yes", but C professor said he was brain within 20 seconds once in that stupid, and actually do not know what the answer is good ... the wedding may have in there waiting for ah ... but Professor C immediately wake up later, because his future wife coldness eyes stared out from his mouth, two words : "that is!!!"
5. Professor D for some undergraduate frequent response was "speechless" ... He gave examples: D once taught a student's work and class participation usually very low scores, because the students come to class basically had no ... the student was carelessly went there to teach the theory D, D to question why the professor gave him so point scores. It was reported that Professor D to open the office door, the students see Professor D after the first sentence is, "Will D do you teach? "....
6. Our Department of Mathematics, computer ownership, the Department of Mathematics undergraduates have their own magazine to do a small, often above you log Professor Department of Mathematics "classic" quotations, and some very shocking, very funny and some are saying. The source of those quotations class when the students down, and then submission to the little magazines, such as there was non-white math teacher said, "The board really should have a grammar checker ..." We are certain the computer teacher this sentence is also on the quotation : "I always say to people to vote on that quotation, Professor, I do not know who, because it is the middle of a 120 you had!"
7. One day, chatting with the M professor, talking about the death of a computer, a big cow, M professor said that the person is an alcoholic. I am a little surprised, and asked that the late Daniel is a professor at the University, because I think the professors are generally enriched , are liking the work, how will that become drunk alcohol, such as life ..? M professor to see my question, said: "You guessed it, when he was working at a research institute ... but, do Professor is likely to become alcoholic, such as when you give the undergraduate school when ... "I heard this, watching the expression of M professor aggrieved, almost get on the ground laughing, because he hated to undergraduate school ... ha ha ha